Prompt 80

Good evening! You may notice that there are no more Google ads on the site. This is because Google has banned my adsense account saying "While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage our advertisers in the future, we've decided to disable your account." Which basically translates to "We want to advertise on your site, but we don't want to pay you. Since you're getting close to the payout amount, we're disabling your account and not giving you the money we owe you." Cheap bastards...

Anyway! Easter is tomorrow! For today's prompt, write about decorating Easter eggs. It can be funny, a memory, or a prelude to a mass murder. Have fun!